Why Boys get Blocked on whataspp:

Boy: What's your Name ?? 
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer !!!

*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What's UP ?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh 😆😆😆

*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl : tu Soya hai...?? 
Boy : Nahi...! Mungfali hun..!

*Blocked* 

Girl : See ya !
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai! 

*BLOCKED!!!* 😛

Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more.

*BLOCKED turant!!!*

Boy- Thank you
Girl- My Pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar 

*Blocked Forever*

And the best one, 

After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin!! 

Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi? 

*BLOCKED!!!