Newly married Husband: I had 10 affairs before marriage!!n
Smart Wife: Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mein 36 ke 36 gun mile hain, toh aadate bhi zarur milengi...!
Wife Rocks !!! Husband Shocks !!!
SIR:- Whats difference between Coffee Shop & Wine Shop?
STUDENT:- Very Simple sir, Love Starts in
Coffee Shop, Love Ends in Wine shop..
Shaadi ke fifth anniversary par
husband brought white roses for wife..
Patni: Yeh kya White Roses kyon? Anniversary par toh Red Roses dete hai na?
Pati: Ab Zindagi me, Pyaar se jyada Shaanti ki Jarurat hai..
1 husband-apne marriage certificate ko
1ghante se dekh rah tha
Wife-tum 1ghante se kya dekh rahe ho?
Hubby: expiry date dhoond raha hu. Saalo ne likhi nahi..
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