Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Exam Questions and answers

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised
because his all answers were seeminglycorrect!
Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised??

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..
Q.2- Where was the Declaration of
Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..
Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..
Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.
Ans.- On His Birthday.
Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Mango Shake..!!
Q.7-India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf
Kaha Girti Hai...???..
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Awesome Reply By Student:- .."Daaru K GlassMe..."
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