Thursday, October 26, 2006

Characteristics of a Marathi girlfriend

Characteristics of a Marathi girlfriend:

1. She gets really angry if you introduce her as your Girlfriend. SHE WILL
NEVER ACCEPT SHE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR/ PRAKARAN/ LAFDA.


2. She will put u behind bars, if u put ur arm around her in public.

3. You call her mother 'mavshi' or 'kaku'.

4. When she is really sad she goes 'kahi nahi' and doesn't look at you.

5. At least one of her childhood photos has her dressed in a green
parkar-polka/navvari/sari.

6. In a raging thunderstorm if there's a flash of lightening, (lets face it)
she is not going to hug you like in the movies.

7. You have to listen natya sangeet! , to get in good with her dad. Better
Know Ganpati Stotra to impress her Mom

8. You have to convince her that 'the 3 hours we spent in Garden actually
qualifies as a date.

9. She blushes when somebody asks her about you.

10. She doesnt wear jeans and skimpy T-shirts but takes it for granted that her
career is as important as yours.

11. She remembers all the poems in high school texts.

12. If you even dare to compare her with your sister…….hold on……… world war
3!!


13. You do not meet her, neither does she, on Rakhi poornima. Hai ki nahin? :)

14. You and her brother (specially elder) are not buddies.

15. Ghari tujhya avdicha padartha kela tar athvanine dabyat gheun yete.

16. Your date on Chaturthi will be at siddhivinayak mandir at Dadar/Dagdu Sheth
Halwai Ganpati Mandir.

17. You! have to accompany her while she does shopping ..even if it embarrasses
the man in you.

18. She is more comfortable on Senapati Bapat Road than on Band stand.

19. Typical Marathi Girl Quotes:
- Shee Bai
- Watratach aahe mela
- Hee kon baya?
- Chal na re!
- Nahich muli!
- Gelas udat!
- Mazhi Aai ragvel (most frequently used excuse)
- Ha kaay avtaar?
- Khula ki kaay


Enjoy....

1 comment:

Vishvas said...

Hi Rahul,
khupach Chan.