Junior asks his dad,
"Daddy, how was I born?"
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out
anyway!" "Well, you see your Mom and I first got together
in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with
your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but
it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying
that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
program activity from a self extracting file which had
implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a
little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've Got Male'!"
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