Monday, October 09, 2006

How to identify cities in India ???

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata



Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
on. That's Mumbai



Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi



Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.



Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug
in the program. That's Bangalore



Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes
in. That's Chennai.



Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN
HARYANA.



Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Finally two political parties are fighting. You
are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR.

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