Friday, August 31, 2007

Fastest thing

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.

One common question was asked to all of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?

YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over !!

2 comments:

Samruddhi16 said...

Mr Rahul,
I am santosh Jatkar from Jat. I am ex -student of ur dad from SRVM. I am also working in IT field in Mumbai in Birla's organisation.
I am proud of u as u r from Jath having lot of knowldege about IT field . Avinash Potnis is my classmate . Abhay potnis is my relative from my cousin brother's in laws.

Anonymous said...

Really Good , Hhummmm!
from: Varun Mahajan
ceo Gee-Mall.