Bhayanak Marathi PJs

1.
4 mitra hotel madhe jataat..
waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat..
1st: 1 masala dosa
2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa
3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa
4th: CHALLENGE!!


2.
2 ri tala ek Mulaga School madhun ghari alayavar vadilana Mhanto

Mulaga : Me udya shool la janar nahi
Baba : kare kay zale
Mulaga : AAj aamachya school madhe aamache vajan kele
Vadil : mag tyacha school madhe n janayacha kay sambandh
Mulaga : kay mahit udya amhala vikun pan taktil



3.
2 chhoti mule ubhi astat.
pahila:mazi aai service karte.
dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi.:-(
4.
Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??"
Dukandaar : "Ho.."
Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya..."
5.
gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur..

thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda


6.
ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota..

guruji:gotya,samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet.
gotya: majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.
guruji:are samjh ki, tujhya bapacha kai jata??
gotya: khara majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.
guruji:bara,tu bas.....are bandya,samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet.
bandya:majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.
guruji:are murkha, samjh ki, tujhya bapacha kai jata??
bandya:bara...thik aahe..phude saanga.
guruju: tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet ani mi tula ankhi 5 laadu dile..kiti laadu jhale????
bandya: 20!!
guruji:kai re gaadhava, 5 ani 10 vees(20) hotat ???
bandya:samajha ki ho guruji,tumhachya bapacha kai jata??


7.
Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat.....????




Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche....!!!!!

8.
Kareena kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top,mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat. dusre sagle actors 1st te 12th floor var rahtat. sagle lift vapartat. pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat.... kaa???














karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye'

9.
Raja : "Kon ahe re tikade?"
Sevak : "Hukum maharaj..."
Raja : "Ispik..."


10.
Ekda doryachi(thread) bayko dori(thread) preganant aasate.Hospital madhe deliverychya veli complications hotat tyamule surgery karavi lagate.Operation zalya var doctor baher yetat tar tyana dora vichrarto,"doctor,doctor kay zal?"
Tar doctor mhantat,"GUNTA zala...!!!"
11.
Eka mansala 11 pora astat...

Pahilya 10 jananchi naava daha, vis, tis, chalis, pannas, saath, sattar, ainshi, navvad ani shambhar ashi astat...
Tar 11 vya mulache naav kay asel?
sanga na sanga na dhani. lavkar dya na hyacha uttar dhani…













































Ans : Ready ka?


12.
mithun ani paal
Mithun chakravarthy aani paal madhye kaay farak aahe??




mithun CHAKRAvarty ani paal BhINTIvarty.... [;p]

Globalization Definition

Question: What is the truest definition of
Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,


This is sent to you by an Indian

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Chinese workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported to you by Bangladeshi rickshaw-driver.

That, my friends, is Globalization

Performance Pressure ::::

Performance Pressure ::::


Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya
"Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band "
Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya "
Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya "
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"Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon"

Fastest thing

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.

One common question was asked to all of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?

YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over !!

IT Industry : Programmer and Manager

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces
height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and
shouts,

'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half
an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering
approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42
degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'

'You must be a programmer ,' says the balloonist.

'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information
and the fact is I am still lost.'

The man below says, "You must be a project manager."

'I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where you are
going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and
you expect me to solve your problem.' :-)