10 Reasons Why God Created Eve!

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew Men would never ask directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote Because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see what else is On television.
8. God knew that Adam would
Never buy a new fig leaf when the
Seat wore out and therefore would
Need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would
Never make a doctors appointment
For himself.
6. God knew that Adam would
Never remember which night was
Garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world was
To be populated there would have
To be someone to bear children, because men would never be able to handle it.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to
Blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting
Himself in trouble.
AND the #1 REASON WHY GOD CREATED EVE is ...
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1. When God had finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his
Head and said, "I know I can do better than THIS!!"